farce of a facial..

I sent a mail and signed up for a facial ...it was a special for the members of the social networking site.And I thought why not it was so near my home.And I needed some where nearer to go for a facial. The staff were real nice and sweet.And she told me the steps ...two times cleansing , a scrub,S lotion, steaming, collagen mask massage and the usual stuff..she was sweetness personified.

I check listed a form ..with so many boxes and I am sure they were most keen on two boxes ..my income and how many times i go for a facial. I was told it will take one and half hour

I was tired and walked in my very casual wear. What they did not know abt me is I started my facials with Orlane ..one of the finest cosmetics pioneer. And I know facial steps in and out. They must have thought what the heck ..this Indian lady what she knows.

I had cursory cleansing done...just a few seconds...and the scrub was not even felt and then a S lotion and a steam for 20 minutes..

Then a mask and then a massage ,...sorry lady I have gone thru massage from trained and experience hands ... and that was not a massage...
it was just playing with my cheeks..

and then a another mask ..and left for it to set...all finsied within an hour.I was told it will take maximum one and a half hours...

The she comes saying wakey wakey ...yes I am clown for coming to this type of facials. In any facial the neck is also taken care of ..that is the rudiment of a good facial...and the mask was applied with a brush just clumsily and over my eyelids and under my eyes..

My neck was not even touched...when I asked her later she said when i come for a the signed up facial..the regular one she will give me a shoulder rub...and I asked what aout the neck will it be also touched on..In any facial the neck is cleansed and mask applied.She just looked at me..

Whats the point of doing this marketing to promote their services if on the first impression they give such bad service?
Or was it just me ...?
They were simply trying to sign me up for a package,,,
I know they need packages to factor in the high cost of operating but if they want new people to come , then facial should be a good one..not a farce ,,,

I should have know when they said it was $18 plus Gst...I wonder if it was someone else from a different race group .. the facial would have been better??